I wish every day started with a “previously on” so that I’d know which of my life’s plot points were going to be important that day
this would be super helpful
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”
i dont get it
No one explain it
After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”
"Don’t you mean a martini?”
"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."
these are the best jokes ever
Actors are amazing liars up to the point where they try to tell their stage manager their reason for being late.