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ivywalled:

I wish every day started with a “previously on” so that I’d know which of my life’s plot points were going to be important that day

this would be super helpful

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New favourite joke:

juliuscaesarofficial:

agathaheterodyne:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”

"Don’t you mean a martini?”

"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."

these are the best jokes ever

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neighborhoodstagemanager:

Actors are amazing liars up to the point where they try to tell their stage manager their reason for being late.

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  • #monster #cute #notafraid
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